Oi! Have you noticed that Chantelle bird is still as thick as ever?

Tonight she told Nikki that she ain't been in a relationship wotsit since she split wiv that Preston North End geezer but then she goes on to say that she saw that Jermain Defoe footballer for 5 months! Maybe I'm bein a bit old-fashioned bit I woulda thought that if you'd been seeing a geezer for 5 months then it woz a relationship!